Weird English

My father read out the words at the back of the medicated plaster he was using and we all laughed.

It reads like this:

FUNCTIONS AND INDICATIONS:

Dispelling Wind-evil and expelling Cold-evil, relaxing muscles and tendons, activating the flow of qi and blood in the channels and collaterals, subduing swelling, alleviating pain, treatment for arthralgia, pain and soreness in waist and back, sprain, ecchymoma and chronic arthrits.

(The paragraph above is an exact replica of what was printed)

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