Toy Soldier Held Hostage
Boy: Haha...my GI Joe action figure is the strongest of them all...haha. And look! It has movable arms and legs!
Girl: Oh yeah? Well look at my Barbie doll, it has a wide range of clothes it can change into...from casual to formal to...
Boy fired GI Joe's grenade launcher and made short work of Barbie's Ken.
Girl: What the...
Boy: Haha...Ken deserved it. He is such a softy, hanging out with Barbie dolls throughout his life. He should be like my GI Joe.
Girl screams and slashes Boy's arm with her fingernails. Boy gets scared and drops his GI Joe and went to see the teacher.
Girl: This should teach you not to mess with ME!! But Ken is dead. What a loss for Barbie. Well, at least GI Joe here would make a better replacement. Having movable arms and legs sure beat Ken's plastic head.
Who turned out to be scarier in the end?