1. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
2. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
3. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
4. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
5. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
6. The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
7. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
8. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
9. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Any of those who would like to contribute to the list are welcome to do so.
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