Okay, I know I am smart. Yesterday I saw The Classic IQ Test at Tickle and attempted to do it. Guess what, my IQ score is 140! I am so smart I surprise myself :D
Mind you, it's a PhD certified test! It's not from Uncle Sam's convenience store. The signature there isn't edited. It came from some professor at Tickle. If a professor thinks I am smart, I must be smart.
Thinking I would do better, I tried again. This time I scored...*drum roll*...
Worse! I scored worse! (Let me say it again) I scored worse! Alamak! How is this possible? My score's 135. This is bad...very bad. Looks like the prof was wrong. If after 15 minutes my IQ drops by 5, this would be catastrophic. In less than a day, it will all go back to "goo-goo-gaa-gaa" and Heinz baby food!
Thankfully, it's not going to happen. Why? Ask the prof. He said I am smart and he's not wrong.