How Do You Know If He Likes You
- He'll look at you, until you turn around, then boom, he's looking the other way.
- He may ask a friend of yours about you - he'll say it's just for "friend of mine" that wants to know about you.
- He talks to everybody else - but when you're around he turns silent, or chokes up.
- You seem to accidentally bump into him a lot of different places.
- He'll give you a little smile from across the room, but if you get near, he won't look up.
- DEAD Giveaway - when you talk to him he turns red.
And my explanation:
- He wasn't looking at you...it was just your imagination. Too sensitive.
- He was paid $50 for helping his friend to ask about you.
- Maybe he doesn't like talking to you. It maybe due to your odour that is choking him.
- It was an accident.
- He was smiling at the girl beside you.
- He's having hypertension. Give him some space to breathe.
NOTE: This post is just meant to be a joke and it is to be taken light-heartedly. Please do not take this seriously.