How Do You Know If He Likes You

1. He'll look at you, until you turn around, then boom, he's looking the other way.
2. He may ask a friend of yours about you - he'll say it's just for "friend of mine" that wants to know about you.
3. He talks to everybody else - but when you're around he turns silent, or chokes up.
4. You seem to accidentally bump into him a lot of different places.
5. He'll give you a little smile from across the room, but if you get near, he won't look up.
6. DEAD Giveaway - when you talk to him he turns red.

And my explanation:

1. He wasn't looking at you...it was just your imagination. Too sensitive.
2. He was paid $50 for helping his friend to ask about you.
3. Maybe he doesn't like talking to you. It maybe due to your odour that is choking him.
4. It was an accident.
5. He was smiling at the girl beside you.
6. He's having hypertension. Give him some space to breathe.

NOTE: This post is just meant to be a joke and it is to be taken light-heartedly. Please do not take this seriously.

Tags: Love