How Do You Know If She Likes You

1. She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated.
2. Her skin tone becomes red while being around you.
3. She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance.
4. She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm.
5. She laughs in unison with you.
6. In a crowd she speaks only to you and focuses all of her undivided attention on you.

And my explanation:

1. She is trying a new method of self-hypnotism using you as a tool.
2. You've radiated too much heat thinking that she likes you causing her to get skin burns.
3. Something just got into her eyes...could be dust.
4. She's just scared of you. Leave the room and she'll be fine.
5. She was laughing at her friend's joke...not yours.
6. She is complaining to you about how hard her day was.

NOTE: This post is just meant to be a joke and it is to be taken light-heartedly. Please do not take this seriously.

Tags: Love