How Do You Know If She Likes You
- She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated.
- Her skin tone becomes red while being around you.
- She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance.
- She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm.
- She laughs in unison with you.
- In a crowd she speaks only to you and focuses all of her undivided attention on you.
And my explanation:
- She is trying a new method of self-hypnotism using you as a tool.
- You've radiated too much heat thinking that she likes you causing her to get skin burns.
- Something just got into her eyes...could be dust.
- She's just scared of you. Leave the room and she'll be fine.
- She was laughing at her friend's joke...not yours.
- She is complaining to you about how hard her day was.
NOTE: This post is just meant to be a joke and it is to be taken light-heartedly. Please do not take this seriously.