Teacher: George go to the map and find North America
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct! Now, Johnny, who discovered America?
(Haha...this is funny)
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of "Coincidence"?
Johnny: Cher, my father and mother got married on the same day, same hour and same place. Also the people who attended are exactly the same!
(This is not bad either)
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Johnny: Because George still had the axe in his hand!
(Quite funny too)
Teacher: Where can you see a butterfly?
Johnny: In the kitchen. My little sister likes to throw butter out of the window...haha.
Teacher: Johnny, stay back after class today.