An Email From Myself?

Here's something interesting.

Weird huh?

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How Do You Know If He Likes You

1. He'll look at you, until you turn around, then boom, he's looking the other way.
2. He may ask a friend of yours about you - he'll say it's just for "friend of mine" that wants to know about you.
3. He talks to everybody else - but when you're around he turns silent, or chokes up.
4. You seem to accidentally bump into him a lot of different places.
5. He'll give you a little smile from across the room, but if you get near, he won't look up.
6. DEAD Giveaway - when you talk to him he turns red.

And my explanation:

1. He wasn't looking at you...it was just your imagination. Too sensitive.
2. He was paid $50 for helping his friend to ask about you.
3. Maybe he doesn't like talking to you. It maybe due to your odour that is choking him.
4. It was an accident.
5. He was smiling at the girl beside you.
6. He's having hypertension. Give him some space to breathe.

NOTE: This post is just meant to be a joke and it is to be taken light-heartedly. Please do not take this seriously.

Tags: Love

How Do You Know If She Likes You

1. She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated.
2. Her skin tone becomes red while being around you.
3. She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance.
4. She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm.
5. She laughs in unison with you.
6. In a crowd she speaks only to you and focuses all of her undivided attention on you.

And my explanation:

1. She is trying a new method of self-hypnotism using you as a tool.
2. You've radiated too much heat thinking that she likes you causing her to get skin burns.
3. Something just got into her eyes...could be dust.
4. She's just scared of you. Leave the room and she'll be fine.
5. She was laughing at her friend's joke...not yours.
6. She is complaining to you about how hard her day was.

NOTE: This post is just meant to be a joke and it is to be taken light-heartedly. Please do not take this seriously.

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The Aphabets...NS Style

A --- Admin time

Our favourite time of the day. It's the only time when recruits are able to do their own things.

B --- Book-out day

Our favourite day as it's the day where recruits get off from Tekong Island.

C --- Chao recruit

A term used by the sergeants to call those who are botak.

D --- Doze off

Something recruits do during lectures in the lecture room or outfield.

E --- Early in the morning run

A line of a song recruits sing during morning jogs.

F --- Fall-in

A term used to rush recruits down to assemble themselves neatly in rows of three.

G --- Guard duty

Something feared by recruits and even the sergeants.

H --- HQ

Where recruits wish to be posted to.

I --- IPPT

A fitness test conducted daily to test a recruit's physical fitness level.

J --- Jogging in the morning

Part of the 5 BX.

K --- Keng

A hokkien word which means to skive.

L --- Lights-out

The time when all recruits are expected to drop dead on their beds.

M --- MC

A wonderful slip of paper that gives recruits a short sense of euphoria when they receive it.

N --- Nights-out

Similar to book-out but less effective.

O --- Off-pass

Similar to MC but less powerful.

P --- POP

The day recruits graduate from Basic Military Training (BMT).
"Presenting to you the training soldiers"

Q --- QM

Someone we look for to find stores.

R --- Recruit

The main characters in Tekong.

S --- Standby bed

A time when your bunk becomes amazingly clean.

T --- Tekan session

A time when the sergeants or Platoon Commanders (PCs) become nasty.

U --- Urine test

Conducted daily to test for drugs.

V --- Vitamins

Some recruits eat this to help them through the 2 or 3 months in BMT.

W --- Wayang

A malay word used to mean acting in front of superiors.

X --- Xcuse heavy load or boots or uniform...etc

Similar to MC but less effective.

Y --- Yao suan bei tong

A chinese idiom used to convey what recruits feel after one day of xiong training.

Z --- Zzz

What else can I say? It's time to sleep.

Tags: National Service, Singapore

A Singlish Poem

I used to be in NJ,
A place where 03S21 was.
However, I am now in NS,
A place where all the Sergeants are.

Haiz...

I used to be in the Symphonic Band,
where all we did was practice and play.
However, I am now in NS,
where all I did is scrubbing kennels and drains.

Haiz...

My guy-friends are all in NS,
where we experience a spectrum of tekan-ing.
My girl-friends are all in Uni,
where they experience a spectrum of mugging.

Lol...

So what do we do after NS?
Well the path would be different for different individuals.
Some may proceed on to Uni while others may want to work and a few choose to start a family.

Hm...

As for me...
It's the Uni route that I will take.


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Happy With New Workplace

Well...the title says it all. I am happy with my new workplace : )

It's definitely much better than the place before...but however I still miss my friends from my previous workplace : (

I guess you can say that I am feeling quite mixed up now...

Tags: National Service, Singapore

Dog Platoon - Alert and Steadfast

The day has finally arrived. I don't know if I should be happy or sad. Happy because I wouldn't be scrubbing kennels and drains anymore. Sad because I will leave my friends and colleagues.

I came to the Dog Platoon in July. Things have been a roller coaster ride since then.

I can still remember the times when our ICs (In-charge) would rush us to scrub the white tiles of the kennels. For your information...the white tiles that we scrub contains a myriad of bacteria and germs. They come mainly from the waste material excreted by our canine friends. The dogs will just step on their own *ahem* and jump around their kennel...resulting in brown stuff on the white tiles.

Then there was this case where the drains had green moss due to a surplus of nitrates from the waste excreted by the dogs. So it's not surprising that green moss flourish there. So...we were told to scrub off the green moss from the drain. I tell you it's not easy...at times the angle just isn't right...making scrubbing difficult. But nevertheless...it's our job to scrub.

It's not always drains and waste in Dog Platoon. There were fun times too. For example there was this unofficial Chinese Chess competition with Teo as the reigning champion. Then there was Sports Day where we played soccer with our seniors.

Even though the work is terrible (imagine scrubbing the walls of a room with waste - both liquid and solid form - all over), but the people there are nice and friendly (well at least most of them are).

Now...I am officially out of Dog Platoon as I have been posted to another place (HQ RSAF). Well I heard that life there is much more pleasant...both to the eyes and nose.

Well...today was weird in the sense that my friends was sad that I was leaving. However they were happy that O was leaving too as he's blur...very blur (he can even do his clearance properly).

Haiz...I will sure miss them.

Alert and Steadfast

Tags: National Service, Singapore

Search Results

These are the words that people used in the "Search" box before visiting my blog.

tekong powder bath photos --- Ahh...those were the days. Field camp was sure xiong (tough) but nevertheless memorable

ntu dropout blog --- ?!?! I want to go to NTU and I have a blog. But I do not wish to be a dropout.

le chatelier's principal --- Yup...this post sure is quirky.

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